Nairobi women are not only beautiful but also classy and sassy. Most tend to be the miss independent type, driving fuel guzzlers and living in palatial residents. A majority of them remain single, and it’s no wonder that many of them flocked KICC when Nigerian televangelist Chris Ojigbani visited the country, with the anticipation that they will be blessed with a husband.
I have been privileged to date a couple of Nairobi women. One thing that has stood out for me is that they are very expensive to maintain. It thus comes as no surprise that most men in Nairobi would prefer to get a woman from the village as opposed to dating one from Nairobi.
The first date with a classy Nairobi woman will most likely be at Java or Dorman’s on a Friday evening. The two will meet for coffee and she will most probably order a large cup of latte macchiato accompanied by a slice of black forest. The price of this single order might go as high as KES 800 while you on the other hand might be forced to order house coffee, the cheapest cup available.
There are those who would rather meet up for dinner, suggesting that you meet in Westlands, preferably at Sankara. You can be sure that this will be one expensive date that will cost no less than KES 5,000, plus there is a probability that she will barely eat, making that expensive meal a waste.
Going to Westlands for drinks is another trend among the Nairobi women. She might want to go to the Skylux Lounge for some wine, the cheapest glass going for no less than KES 500 so be sure to spend around KES 3,000 on her drinks alone.
The worst is the bragging type. The one who wants to show off the hit she scored. She might drag her friends to the date and as a result you will be obligated to cater for the date plus her entourage. Such a date might cost you up to even KES 15,000 at the least.
There are times when you will find her at a club and be forced to buy all her friends a round or drop her and all her friends at their respective homes, even when they all live in different corners of Nairobi. In such a case us guys don’t have much of an option because the sure way to a woman’s heart is through her friends.
It is for the above reasons that I would rather go back to the village in search of a suitable mate who would be more of a companion than a liability.